Yeah, great. Where is here exactly? Oh, now I remember. I decided to start this blog. This post is going to be like the first chapter of a novel. Very boring, but important alright, so the latter part is a lie.
Hi, I'm Jack and I'm an addict. Yes, I'm addicted to sarcasm. Just thought you should know. I'm also a chick.
I'm sure you have plenty of questions. "why am I here?" "who are you" "why are you using a guy's name?" and probably others...maybe.
First, I'm hoping you don't actually know me in real life. I figure this will be my "no shame!" blog. Meaning I'm not holding back. Definitly not something I want friends for family seeing.
A lot of this is going to be disjointed. I'm going to do as little as possible when it comes to editing. Not just because I'm lazy, but to give you reader(s?) an idea of what my mind goes through with ADD. It takes more time and energy to reorginize these things which usually results in me deleting them.
Anyway! Now for the questions.
Q: why am I here?
A: what I want to know is why you're still reading this. There's a good chance you're either really bored or killing time or something. Or you have less of a life than I do *shrug* who knows. Let's just say the internet drugged you. Did someone put a roofie in your drink or something?
Q: Who are you?
A: I am Jack. I will use fake names because I don't want anyone to realize who I am. Not just because I'm afraid of what they would think, but because that could screw me up big time if I got a job involving children.
Q: Why are you using a guy's name?
A: I'm not a guy and it's not short for Jackie or anything like that. My name may not even start with a J. It doesn't matter.
Any other questions? Leave a comment. It doesn't have to have anything to do with the blog. Even if you don't have a question, feel free to post.
Well, my attention span just died. Maybe I'll actually post again later.
