Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Dear fucking God I keep hearing things in the walls or the ceiling or possibly from my fucking closet!
No, I don't care that I've been reading Stephen King. It's fucking Dreamcatcher! Scifi, not paranormal.
Like something moving in there, because now I'm sure it's coming from the close-
Fucking making noise I jumped. Please make this stop.
I think I'm going to die.

OMGwhat?

I heard a weird noise that may or may not have come from the next room.
My immediate reaction is to climb into bed and tuck my feet under something.
Because as long as my feet are covered while I'm sitting up, I'm safe.
O_o
Oh God I think it made another noise!

It might be standing next to me I seriously hope it can't read this....0_0

Please tell me it's just my cat